We Are the Aliens

So let's explore just a few of the alien theories swimming around my head for the past 20 years! Most of my theories have been postulated on clear, starry nights with a "floaty" head.

Theory #1

If everything evolves over time, then so do us humans. Now, humans are visual creatures. We use our sense of sight more than any other sense. Therefore, our eyes grow larger over time. We rely more and more on our intelligence than we do our bodies, so our brains expand, and our bodies shrink. With changes in the atmosphere (possibly drastic ones) our skin turns grey or green.

Imagine if, when we look like this, we develop the technology to time travel. Surely, our descendants would want to study, or even alter, the past (our present). Maybe the futuristic rich will go on historical site-seeing tours across the space/time continuum.

"Just try to stay under the radar (literally). Ooops! We keep being spotted by "hill-folk". Gotta work on that!".....Many possibilities!

Theory #2

If aliens do have the technology to reach us, then undoubtedly, they would also have the power to destroy us. But, they haven't. They haven't even made their presence known on a wide scale. Why not? If they do exist, this leads to two possibilities - Evil vs. Good (although it's all relative).

Evil - They HAVE visited and are researching or manipulating us, and possibly exchanging info. with world governments.
Good - They are guiding us.

So, if you follow me here, one could possibly define aliens and angels as such:

Aliens - Beings from the heavens that guide us.
Angels - Beings from Heaven that guide us.

Any correlation?

Theory #3

As far as we are told, nuclear testing began in the American Southwest during the 1940's. The Roswell, New Mexico (Area 51) alien fiasco began in the American Southwest during the 1940's.

Coincidence?

EVERYTHING is made up of atoms spinning in molecules. A nuclear bomb is created by the process of splitting atoms. Could it be that by dividing the very substance that the Universe is made of, we ripped a hole in the fabric of the space/time continuum? Was this a portal through which alien life could enter?

On a final note, I recently read in the news of the huge advances being made, as of late, in the ability to explore space, as well as send and receive messages. Soon, we may contact far-off civilizations (if we haven't already). The irony is that in their perception, WE are the aliens!

The only question which remains - "Do we come in peace?"

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