Alien backs Clinton

ROUND ROCK, Texas — If he wins his bid for the White House, Democratic presidential candidate Bill Richardson may be just the man to get to the bottom of the 60-year-old Roswell UFO mystery.
Answering questions at a townhall meeting Friday, a Dell employee asked Richardson about the 1947 incident in which many people still believe a flying saucer landed near the eastern New Mexico town.
“I’ve been in government a long time, I’ve been in the cabinet, I’ve been in the Congress and I’ve always felt that the government doesn’t tell the truth as much as it should on a lot of issues,” said Richardson, who is governor of New Mexico.
“When I was in Congress I said (to the) Department of Defense … ‘What is the data? What is the data you have?’ ”
He was told that the records were classified.
“That ticked me off,” he said, as the crowd laughed.
“What do you want me to do? You want me to open up all those files?” he asked the alien enthusiast, who answered that he did.
“I’ll work with you on that.”
Americans need to know where Obama and Edwards stand on this. Hillary … well, she’s part of it. Can’t trust her. I think Kucinich might be in on it, too. At least Bush was honest about it, but we all know what he advocated as a defense against aliens.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that when faced with an alien menace, the Dems will be mainly interested in trying to figure out why they hate us. Expect to see Richard Dreyfus as secretary of alien affairs. On the Republican side, candidates have been largely silent. Only Giuliani has come out for a strong extraterrestial defense.
My own 1997 Roswell investigation and scholarship here.
OTB: This is all just a distraction from the Bigfoot issue.
Welcome Punditeers, Ace, Meme, etal! Join us on our strange intergalactic journey as we probe … well, never mind the probing. You know all about NYT probing that wormhole to an alternate universe, that other Baathist state, where Bush didn’t lie, people didn’t die, right? How about that alternate history, the one in which Europeans gave a damn about human rights? It’s all a military-industrial complex plot.